Essays

Gabrielle #25 – New Flesh

Our quest for immortality is killing our sex lives.

Nov 25

Gabrielle #20 – The Bro Collector

Sep 5 •

Gabrielle #18 – Brat Summer

The art of topping from the bottom.

Jul 24 •

Gabrielle #17 – Hawk Tuah

Anatomy of a cool sexy blonde.

Jun 27 •

Gabrielle #16 – The Bro Collector

Jun 12 •

Gabrielle #14 – Love Lies Bleeding

Vests, am I right?

May 16 •

Gabrielle #11 – Project Mayhem

In which the menace becomes addicted to sobriety.

Apr 3 •

Gabrielle #7 – Terrible Devourers

Obsessive desire and the freaks who feel it. Also: Leonardo DiCaprio's face circa 1996-1999.

Feb 12 •

Gabrielle #6 – Body Count

Caught a stray watching the current season of Love Island and it sent me down a wormhole about reality TV and casual sex, which I am now dragging you…

Feb 2 •

Gabrielle #5 – Panties Inferno

Or; why no one can be normal about Jeremy Allen White's Calvin Klein campaign.

Jan 10 •

Gabrielle #2 – Sex Hell

When sobriety turns daydreaming evil.

Dec 14, 2023 •

Gabrielle #1 – Skins Revisited

Digesting Saltburn, a 00s period drama that should have been an erotic thriller but for some reason isn't.

Dec 6, 2023 •

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