Archive - Gabrielle

Gabrielle #43 – Black Mazda

Contemplating death and being horny on the M4 as usual.

Jul 5 •

June 2025

Gabrielle #42 – BIANCA CENSORI

Tfw you are meat.

Jun 23 •

Gabrielle #41 – Backshots (Investigative Journalism Edition) with… Footballers

An excerpt from my completely unscientific study of male footballers and sex symbols, published in the latest issue of Mundial.

Jun 18 •

May 2025

Gabrielle #40 – The Most Glorious Strip Club in Britain

A short story made using words from reviews of strip clubs.

May 18 •

Gabrielle #39 – Calypso

A short story about the summer holidays.

May 15 •

April 2025

Gabrielle #38 – Backshots with... Olly Murs' 'Before' Photo

Today in Sentences Nobody Has Ever Used Before, it is time to contemplate the sexual magnetism of Olly Murs.

Apr 28 •

Gabrielle #37 – Christine

An erotic Easter sermon.

Apr 18 •

March 2025

Gabrielle #36 – An Act of Faith

The lost intro for the Nymphomaniac screening.

Mar 17 •

Gabrielle #35 – Hardcore FM

A short story from the wasteland.

Mar 14 •

February 2025

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