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Will Soer's avatar

Heart Skips A Beat is a good song, you could definitely have perfectly acceptable sex with it playing in the background (Rizzle Kicks verse - freestyle!!!)

Emma Garland's avatar

One of the most twisted things anyone in the Gabrielle community has ever said. Jail.

A Arbor's avatar

Kept trying to unmute the Murs pics like a fool

Emma Garland's avatar

Too afraid to ask what you were expecting to hear.

A Arbor's avatar

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ gunshots in Selfridges??

Niles's avatar

Number one, despite being in the same state of undress, also looks like he would dress better. Number 2 screams skin-tight Lycra ‘trousers’.

Emma Garland's avatar

Yes, spot on. The Nike's and socks are doing a lot more for me than barefoot in boxer briefs as it is.

Will Hogan's avatar

Excellent unraveling of the female gaze through the medium of said meat barometer. Bravo :)

Liam Collens's avatar

This is an excellent read: witty, incisive and, frankly, addictive to read.